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Thursday, March 23, 2006 04:33:24 AM
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Jennifer Aniston And Vince Vaughn Snuggle

Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn, or Jennifence as they are called by people in the know, were seen snuggling and getting cozy on a trip to Aspen last week. We asked our panel for their thoughts on this recent coming together of two young stars and their publicists.
Seeing two people in love always gives me a warm feeling in my heart. Like cutting taxes for the super rich, bombing a Third World country or chopping down a rain forest.
Dang! That's another guy who's probably getting some while I'm stuck here packing brown-bag lunches for Hillary.
That Vince Vaughn seems like such a nice boy, unlike that trombenik Brad Pitt. Still, I always thought that David Schwimmer would have been the best pick for our Jen.

* Special thanks to Roshni Jain for helping out on this piece.


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