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Tuesday, March 07, 2006 11:32:54 AM
FAMOUS CALLS
Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie, Part XXII

The following is a transcript of a recent telephone conversation between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.
Howdy angelface.
Howdy sweetheart. What are you up to?
Oh, just chillin' out in my 64-square-foot Jacuzzi and thinkin' about how the Oscars Sunday night proved once and for all just how out of touch Hollywood is with the average American.
I know what you mean. I was watching it on one of the televisions I have in the back of my limo and thinking the exact same thing.
I must make a point of bringing this up with George Clooney next time I see him at his villa in Italy. Or we could invite him to your mansion in the English countryside.
Yes, indeed, when will Hollywood begin to understand the lives of average American as much as we do?
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