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FAMOUS CALLS
Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie, Part XXI

The following is a transcript of a recent telephone conversation between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.
Darling!
Honey!
Honey!
Darling! There's something I need to get off my beautiful, well-proportioned chest. Isn't it about time we finally took some responsibility?
Alright, I'll take responsibility. After all, I'm the guy who pulled the trigger and shot my good friend Harry Whittington.
No, not that. I mean, according to our publicists, we've been together for a year. We're madly in love. And I'm pregnant.
I see what you mean. We need a plot twist.
Yeah, like getting married and settling down.
Sounds pretty boring.
Not any more so than our last film.
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