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Wednesday, February 22, 2006 06:57:03 AM
TRANSLATION Donald Trump Sends A Letter To Martha Stewart
Donald Trump sent an acerbic letter to
domestic diva Martha Stewart this week.
The two are at odds over the demise of
Stewart's version of The Apprentice.
Our team of so-called reporters with far too
much time on their hands translated what The
Donald had to say.
Donald Trump: It's about time you started
taking responsibility for your failed version of
The Apprentice.
Translation: And while we're at it, why
not take responsibility for shooting Harry Whittington
as well.
Donald Trump: Your performance was terrible.
Translation: How about lunch this Thursday?
Donald Trump: P.S. Be careful or I will do
a syndicated daytime show,
perhaps called The Boardroom, and further
destroy the meager ratings you already have!
Translation: No? Well, how about lunch
next Thursday?
Donald Trump sent an acerbic letter to
domestic diva Martha Stewart this week.
The two are at odds over the demise of
Stewart's version of The Apprentice.
Our team of so-called reporters with far too
much time on their hands translated what The
Donald had to say.
