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Wednesday, February 15, 2006 05:51:00 AM
CHAT ROOM Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes Split, Report Says
A Valentine's Day report in Life & Style magazine
claimed that the madly-in-love pairing of Tom Cruise
and Katie Holmes were set to go their separate ways.
Here's what our panel had to say.
Actually, they weren't planning to split
up on Valentine's Day. What happened was
they mistook Cupid with a bow and arrow
for Dick Cheney with
a shotgun and decided to run for cover.
This is so reminiscent of the
time they said I was going to break up with whatever the
heck the guy I am dating is called.
Why is this even an issue? According to my
publicist, I am still madly in love with Katie Holmes.
