Tuesday, February 07, 2006 07:52:55 AM
ADVICE
Ask Dick Cheney For February 7, 2006
Dear Dick,
REPORT: I HAVE NO LIFE!!! I SPEND MY DAYS AND NIGHTS GLUED
TO MY COMPUTER REGURGITATING THE USELESS MINUTIAE OF OTHER PEOPLE'S LIVES!!!
- Matt Drudge
Dear Matt,
Keep up the good work, sir. What this country needs is more
people like you who are willing to tell the nation who's screwing who and not who's screwing them.
Dear Dick,
I seem to have no recollection of ever writing this letter which I am sending to you now.
- âScooterâ Libby
Dear Scooter,
How interesting! I guess that makes two of us.
Dear Dick,
I ... like ... you know ... ah ... that's hot ...
- Paris Hilton
Dear Paris,
You don't know how happy it makes me to see that the youth of today are getting the kind of education that will serve to benefit the United States with Republican administrations for generations to come.
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