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FAMOUS CALLS
Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie, Part XIX

The following is a transcript of a recent telephone conversation between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.
Bonjour baby!
Hola honey! How are you?
Great, dear. So, did you make it to your hairdresser's appointment today?
I must have. People magazine has two articles on it in their latest edition. How about you? Did you manage to get everything I wrote on the shopping list at the store?
Definitely. But if you don't believe me then check out Us Weekly and see for yourself. They have an entire eight-page picture spread on it. Oh, darn I just remembered something. I forgot to take out the garbage earlier.
No worries. I took it out myself. As a matter of fact, Star magazine has devoted a special issue just for that alone.
Doggone tabloid journalists. Don't they have anything interesting to print? What would they write if it weren't for us?
State of the Union addresses.
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