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Friday, February 03, 2006 06:46:11 AM
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Paris Hilton Memorabilia To Be Sold For $20 Million

Numerous items belonging to Paris Hilton have apparently been removed from a Los Angeles warehouse and are to be auctioned for a reported $20 million. The celebutante's belongings -- photos, journals and clothing -- were taken without her permission. We asked our panel for their thoughts.
Wow, if we could somehow get our hands on another $69,980,000,000 of her crap, we could perhaps finance the war in Iraq for another two months or so.
It's not right to take something without asking someone's permission. For example, I asked for Dick Cheney's permission first before going ahead and taking all that Iraqi oil.
You say her journals are going to be sold as well? Her Treatise on Regional Hegemony in Caucasia During the Post-Soviet Era is bound to fetch an easy $1 million by itself.
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