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Thursday, January 26, 2006 12:07:33 PM
BASKETBALL
Ron Artest Fan Appreciation Night Moves To Sacramento

The Sacremento Kings are proud to announce that -- in honor of the newest player on their roster -- this coming Sunday will be Ron Artest Fan Appreciation Night.

The first 10, 000 spectators through the gates will get a punch in the nose courtesy of the Sacramento Kings.

But that's not all. A thousand lucky fans will receive a poke in the eye from the Sacramento King of their choice. And another 100 fans will be selected for a kick in the groin from Artest himself.

But to top it all off, one special fan will be dragged to center court at halftime, tarred and feathered, and hit the head with a sledgehammer by each member of the team.

So come join us for a night to remember. No fan will leave the game without some kind of physical abuse thrust upon them.

We love this game.


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