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Thursday, January 26, 2006 07:13:03 AM
CHAT ROOM Paris Hilton Refuses To Pose Nude For Playboy
Paris Hilton has declined an offer from
Playboy's publisher Hugh Hefner to appear naked
in the magazine. We asked our panel for their
thoughts on the socialite's unprecedented decision
not to take off her clothes.
What a shame! This would have done so much
to improve our society. But anyway, she's
already contributed so much to the world
of art and modern civilization as it is.
That's it! I've had it! Tell Hugh Hefner that
I am canceling my subscription. Once again,
my address is: Dick Cheney, Mysterious Underground
Location, Unknown State, Somewhere USA.
I knew there was a reason why I refuse to let cameras
and printing paper into the country.
