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Tuesday, January 24, 2006 09:46:55 AM
CHAT ROOM Katie Holmes Sex Scene Vanishes
A sex scene featuring Katie Holmes in her new film
âThank You for Smokingâ was mysteriously missing
during its opening at the Sundance Film
Festival in Utah this weekend. Here is what
our panel had to say about the scene that disappeared.
A missing sex scene involving Katie
Holmes? Believe me, I know the feeling.
I had nothing to do with it. I was here at home writing my memoirs. Yeah, that's the ticket.
I was writing my memoirs.
Darn, I was so looking forward to getting
it on DVD so I can play it on the new
plasma TV I just got down in my bunker.
Well if someone like myself can turn our country's
$236 billion surplus into a $400 billion deficit,
I don't see what's so hard about making a
12-second sex scene disappear.
