Tuesday, January 24, 2006 08:21:10 AM
ADVICE
Ask Dick Cheney for January 24, 2006
Dear Dick,
I have to go to the bathroom real bad? Can I go now?
Can I? Can I please?
- George
Dear George,
Okay. But be sure to take a copy of the Constitution along with you. Just in
case you need to wipe your you-know-what.
Dear Dick,
For years I was the center of attention in Republican Washington. Nowadays
everyone is pretending like they don't know me. What should I do?
- Jack Abramoff
Dear Whatever Your Name Is,
I've never met you. You never saw me. As far as we're concerned this
conversation never took place.
Dear Dick,
If a tree falls in a forest and
there's no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?
- Anonymous
Dear Anonymous,
You mean to say that there's still a forest out there we
haven't managed to cut down yet?
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