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Wednesday, January 11, 2006 01:54:07 PM
CHAT ROOM Brad Pitt Has Most Assuredly Impregnated Angelina Jolie
A week ago we reported on another publication
reporting on reports that Angelina Jolie
shall bear Brad Pitt a child. Now People
magazine, with their
legions of reporters on the case,
has confirmed these reports. We asked
our panel for their thoughts.
Poor Jennifer Aniston. I'm sure
she'll need some comforting right about now. And I
know just the guy who's ready to provide it.
Seeing two people in love like this
is such a beautiful thing. Like
the sight of pristine land being
dug up to search for oil.
Now please help me refresh
my memory. How does a man get a
woman pregnant? I know I should remember
this. After all, it was only a couple
of months ago that my publicist wrote
that Katie Holmes was pregnant.
