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Thursday, January 05, 2006 06:13:16 AM
CHORTLER CHAT ROOM Kevin Federline Releases His First Single
Kevin Federline's much-anticipated musical debut
has finally come about through a track entitled
PopoZão, which means âluscious rear endâ in
Portuguese. Fortunately, our panel was able
to sneak a listen to the new single and here's
what they had to say about K-Fed's singing abilities.
Stop!!! Stop!!! I surrender!!! I promise
I'll never think of torturing another
human being as long as I live!!!
Just please!!! Please!!! Turn that music off!!!
It has come to my attention that Iran,
Syria and North Korea have been stockpiling
large amounts of Kevin Federline's music.
This danger to the world must be stopped at once.
It's like all of a sudden people have gained a newfound
respect for my talents. Thanks Kevin.
