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Thursday, December 22, 2005 06:55:22 AM
CHORTLER CHAT ROOM Jessica Simpson To Appear On 'Desperate Housewives'
Rumors are flying across the Internets
today that Jessica Simpson, formerly of
Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson, will be
making a cameo on ABC's hit soap opera
âDesperate Housewives.â We asked our
panel for their thoughts.
It's nice to see other Americans
like Jessica Simpson follow my example.
The fact that I knew nothing about politics
didn't stop me from becoming president of the most powerful nation in the world.
And the fact that she can't act hasn't stopped
her from becoming a major Hollywood star.
I must admit: five desperate
housewives in one place is a
little dull for me. But six,
now that starts to make things interesting.
This is just another cynical
ploy by television producers to
use incredibly large-breasted women
to sell their shows.