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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 08:13:22 AM
FAMOUS PHONE CALLS
Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie, Part XV

The following is a transcript of a recent telephone conversation between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.
Hey.
Hey.
How was your day?
Oh, you know, the usual grind. Kissing some beautiful woman on the set and getting paid millions to do so.
You funny man you. Say, what do you think about the news that our government has been wiretapping its own citizens?
Why I am out...
Look, sorry to interrupt your conversation here. I know I said I would only listen in on phone calls between Americans under special circumstances that are vital to national security. And this is such a circumstance. So just answer me one thing and I'll get off the line here.
What is it?
What is going on between you two? Americans need to know so that they can get on with their lives.
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