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Tuesday, December 20, 2005 02:57:24 PM
CHORTLER CHAT ROOM Britney Spears Sues Over Sex Video Story
Britney Spears now claims that
the alleged story of a pornographic video --
in which she and her husband Kevin Federline
are the stars -- is not true. Ms. Spears has thus decided to sue
Us Weekly, which first reported
the existence of the video, for $20m (roughly the equivalent of a
monthly salary for an
online satire writer.) Here
is what our panel had to say.
Darn! And I was so looking
forward to setting aside two
minutes to watch the film.
That's odd. I distinctly remember listening
in on telephone conversations between Britney
Spears and Kevin
Federline in which they discussed the sex video.
That's it! Instead of torturing our foreign
prisoners with music by Eminem and Dr. Dre,
we'll show them naked pictures
of Kevin Federline. Thanks for the idea.
