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Tuesday, December 20, 2005 07:37:10 AM
CHORTLER CHAT ROOM Eminem Used To Torture Prisoners
In the latest revelation to swirl
around the American practice of torturing foreign
prisoners, it has emerged that
the US military has used the music
of Enimem and Dr Dre in its treatment
of those being held in Afghanistan.
We asked our panel for their thoughts.
We had to do this in order to
protect the American people. Besides, Kevin Federline's
album hasn't come out yet.
You think listening to Eminem
is torture? We were just softening
them up for the real thing -- forcing
them to watch Gigli.
Military budget for 2006 ...
Let's see ... more armored
vehicles for our troops ...
more ammunition ... 10 million
copies of Eminem's Greatest Hits.
