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Monday, December 19, 2005 08:50:11 AM
CHORTLER CHAT ROOM Jessica Simpson And Nick Lachey Are So Definitely Over
The last microscopic hope of a
rapprochement between Jessica
Simpson and Nick Lachey has drifted
into extinction. Ms Simpson officially
filed for divorce on Friday in Los Angeles
by citing âirreconcilable differences.â
We asked our panel for their thoughts on
the finality of this announcement.
This is really no surprise to me at
all. If the the phone calls I've been
listening into recently are anything to go by, then she's been thinking
about hooking up with one of the Backstreet Boys
Go and figure. Just as I was hoping
they'd make more television programs
together that I could use in my grand plans, she
files for divorce and the Senate
bans torture. What were the chances of
that happening on the same day?
Excuse me. I'm fighting a war here in case
you pinheads didn't know. I've got more
important things on my
mind than Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey.
