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Thursday, December 15, 2005 02:25:55 PM
CHORTLER CHAT ROOM Is Tom Cruise ... ?
A couple of months ago we posed this same question about Mr Tom Cruise to our panel. Since then it was announced (and shown) that Katie Holmes will bear his child in a few months. Thus we thought we would ask our distinguished panel once again.
Is Tom Cruise ...? Am I a loud-mouthed jerk?
Am I a total nutjob?
Do I have a tendency to give long, rambling speeches that only interest policy wonks?
Am I French?
Do I look like I've never cracked a smile in my life?