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Monday, December 12, 2005 09:21:50 AM
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Angelina Jolie And The Lesbian Lover

According to reports in today's British press, Brad Pitt has some unexpected competition for the heart of Angelina Jolie. No, Brad is not being outwooed by an online satire writer. Rather, it turns out Angelina has been having a ten-year affair with supermodel Jenny Shimizu, who has confessed all the details of their relationship. We asked our panel for their thoughts.
There's nothing wrong with this. After all, Dick Cheney has a gay daughter who is a lesbian that has sex with other women.
Please don't complicate things. Most of us Republicans are still trying to get our heads around this whole male-female sex thing.
Angelina didn't really need Brad Pitt. He was starting to get in the way of the three us.
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