Monday, December 12, 2005 09:21:50 AM
CHORTLER CHAT ROOM
Angelina Jolie And The Lesbian Lover
According to reports in today's British press,
Brad Pitt has some unexpected competition for the
heart of Angelina Jolie. No, Brad is not being
outwooed by an online satire writer. Rather, it
turns out Angelina has been having a ten-year
affair with supermodel Jenny Shimizu, who has
confessed all the details of their relationship.
We asked our panel for their thoughts.
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There's nothing wrong with this.
After all, Dick Cheney has a gay
daughter who is a lesbian that has sex with other women.
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Please don't complicate things.
Most of us Republicans are still
trying to get our heads around this
whole male-female sex thing.
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Angelina didn't really need Brad Pitt. He was
starting to get in the way of the three us.
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