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Friday, December 09, 2005 08:00:53 AM
CHORTLER CHAT ROOM Britney Spears And Kevin Federline Make Peace
For three days the world held its
breath as the fate of Kevin Federline
hung in the balance. Now, thankfully,
Mr. Federline has a place to sleep tonight
after his wife and principal benefactress
Britney Spears allowed him back into
their Malibu home. We asked our panel for
their thoughts on this rapprochement
in Spears-Federline relations.
I hope one of the conditions for letting
him back in is that he promises he will never release
the rap album he is reportedly making.
That's great. Peace has been restored to
Britney and Kevin. Now all we need is
to bring calm to Iraq, Sudan and Israel-Palestine.
Then we can all have nice,
quiet Christmas and peaceful new year.
Women need to be trained so they'll be
equipped and ready to go when a real man
shows up. Then they can use
their sexuality to their advantage.
