Thursday, December 08, 2005 07:40:43 AM
CHORTLER CHAT ROOM
Nicole Richie Breaks Up With Fiancé
Apparently Paris Hilton was too hungover this
morning to make headlines, so she got her âSimple Lifeâ
sidekick Nicole Richie to fill
in her tabloid space for her. Nicole proved more
than up to the task by dumping her fiancé,
a Mr Adam Goldstein. We asked our panel for their
thoughts on this earth-shattering news.
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Maybe -- before they split up for good -- he could tell
us just what exactly he did with her breasts.
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Come back to me, Nicole. I promise
that this time I'll show more of my
soft, cuddly side and give up on the wild partying.
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All this talk about Paris and Nicole reminds
me of the time I walked into a Swedish massage
parlor. Believe me, two wild Scandinavian
stewardesses and a Thai sex show girl can show
you things that will really blow your mind!
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