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Wednesday, December 07, 2005 07:53:29 AM
CHORTLER CHAT ROOM Britney Spears Boots Kevin Federline Out
Rumors are swirling about the virtual gossip world today
that pop star Britney Spears has kicked husband
Kevin Federline out of their Malibu mansion after the couple had a huge row.
Spears is said to have had enough of Federline's
constant partying since their baby Sean Preston
was born 11 weeks ago. We asked our panel for
their thoughts.
Kevin Federline is such a complete doofus.
It's hard to believe nobody ever thought
about getting him to
replace Michael Brown over at FEMA.
With Kevin Federline out of the way, I guess now is the time for me to make my move.
It just makes me so happy to know -- seeing what
a deadbeat Kevin Federline is -- that there
are young people like him out there who
will be fit to lead the country in the future.
