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Wednesday, December 07, 2005 06:22:10 AM
LIVING Why Joey Is Not Like The Other Boys
Meet Joey Finkel.
In many ways he would appear to be
your average American kid.
He likes to play basketball. He watches an average
of 5.3 hours of television at day. On weekends
you'll probably catch him hanging around the mall
or at the Dairy Queen.
However, there's one crucial thing that separates
Joey from other boys his age.
JOEY IS THE ONLY TEENAGE BOY IN AMERICA WHO HAS NEVER HAD
SEX WITH HIS HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER.
Yes, it's sad but true.
While thousands of normal teenage boys are at this
moment being seduced by 40-year-old math teachers in the back
seats of Ford Tauruses, Joey is taking his dog out
for a walk, helping out with the housework or
watching reruns of âFriends.â
So as other boys his age grow up to lead healthy
and productive lives, Joey will continue to exist
on the fringes of society, and
will more than likely become an online satire writer.
Meet Joey Finkel.
