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Monday, December 05, 2005 08:04:51 AM
CHORTLER CHAT ROOM Brad Pitt Wants To Adopt Angelina Jolie's Children
The big news for our team of online
satire writers with far too much time
their hands this weekend was the reported
filing by Brad Pitt to become the adoptive
father of Angelina Jolie's two children:
Maddox and Zahara. If Pitt's application
succeeds, the children will be known as
Maddox Pitt-Jolie and Zahara Pitt-Jolie.
We asked our panel for their thoughts on
this latest twist in the saga of Brangelina.
I sure wish Angelina Jolie would
think about adopting me one of these days.
I wish someone would adopt me too. What with
all the troubles of my administration and my anemic
poll numbers -- I WANT MY MOMMY!!!
Mazel tov! It's about time that Brad Pitt
began to settle down and start a family.
