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Hey Nick.
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Hey Jess.
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So, I guess this is the moment
we and the rest of the world have been dreading.
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You mean we got an offer for a new reality show?
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No worse. |
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You're putting out a new single?
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Even worse. It's time we split.
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Split? But our publicist just said we were getting on so well together.
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I know. I'm as shocked
as you are. I heard we were getting on great.
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Woe is me. Whatever will I do now?
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Well, you know there's really only one
option for someone with no viable job skills.
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Yeah, I guess you're right. I guess I will have to become an online satirist.
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