Monday, November 28, 2005 10:15:59 AM
CHORTLER CHAT ROOM
What Next For Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey?
As we all know, one of the greatest
couples Hollywood -- or for that matter history --
has ever known sadly went their separate ways on the
night before Thanksgiving. That's right, the marriage
of Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey is no more. But
surely this isn't the last we shall hear from either
of them. We asked our panel for their thoughts on
where Jess and Nick go from here.
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What next? Well, as for Jessica, there's
this guy I know ... Lonely ... Late fifties ... His
wife is away a lot these days. From what I
hear, this wife of his is even thinking
of moving into a new house in 2008.
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As for Nick, maybe he and I could trade places.
I couldn't be any worse as a boy band singer and
he certainly couldn't be any worse as president.
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How am I supposed to know what's next
for Jessica and Nick? I'm so distraught
about the whole thing that I haven't been
able to come up with any new techniques to
torture prisoners
since the news broke last week.
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