Updated daily because we have nothing better to do.
Thursday, November 24, 2005 10:50:48 AM
CHORTLER CHAT ROOM Jessica Simpson And Nick Lachey Split
Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey have
called it quits, according to a report
released in Us Weekly. (In so doing,
they have provided a means for online
satire writers with far too much time
on their hands to fill in the hours
between now and Thanksgiving dinner.)
We asked our panel for their thoughts on
the breakup of one of Hollywood's greatest couples.
I can't take any more. I have no exit strategy
for the catastrophic situation in which I placed
the US military in Iraq. My government has proved
itself incompetent in the face of a natural disaster.
I've alienated my political base by picking an
inexperienced
nominee for the Supreme Court. And now this.
And I was so looking forward to their online sex video.
Alas, life in the real world is filled with so
much pain and suffering.
No wonder I never leave my bunker.
