Updated daily because we have nothing better to do.
Monday, November 21, 2005 08:41:58 AM
CHORTLER CHAT ROOM Paris Hilton And Her Monkey
Celebutante Paris Hilton's latest
mission to get herself onto the
front pages of so-called online satire
sites has been the purchase of a pet monkey,
or more precisely an exotic kinkajou.
However, according to People magazine, kinkajous
are illegal in the US and the hotel
heiress will be forced to give hers --
named âBaby Luvâ -- up. We asked our
panel for their thoughts.
We don't want these kinkajous in our country.
I hear they are trained to open doors on their
own. We don't want them showing our leaders up.
Would I be correct in assuming
that this is the most articulate of Ms. Hilton's
companions thus far?
The fact is that kinkajous have been
free to stay in this country for decades.
After all, what do you think that thing which
has been living on top
of my head all these years actually is?
