Friday, November 11, 2005 11:46:10 AM
FAMOUS PHONE CALLS
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, Part IV
The following is a transcript of a recent
telephone conversation between Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.
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Hello, love of my
life and future mother of my Scientological offspring.
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Hello, my non-publicity stunt
dream man. Say, there's something
I've been meaning to ask you.
Something that's really been bothering me.
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Okay, darling, I may as well confess
that I might have given out the name of a covert
CIA agent to reporters. It was at the end
of a long line of
phone calls. These things just slip out.
You know how it is.
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No, that's not what I wanted to ask you.
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Now, honey, there's a
perfectly good explanation
why nobody found any WMD
in Iraq. Just give Mr. Bush and Mr. Cheney a few more
years and I'm sure they'll find one.
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No, that's not it either. |
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Then what is it, woman who
makes me want to destroy furniture?
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How come I never get a decent punch line to
finish these phone conversations off with?
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