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Friday, November 11, 2005 09:19:53 AM
CHORTLER CHAT ROOM Reaction To The Paris Hilton Car Crash
Ordinarily, car crashes don't make very
good topics for satire sites, even for
questionable, borderline satire sites like ours.
However, when a crash involves no injuries and
Paris Hilton, our team of so-called editors with
far too much time on their hands decided to make
an exception. Hence, we asked our panel for their
thoughts on the hotel heiress's latest venture
into the tabloid pages.
Driving someone else's expensive car
with a coat wrapped around your head?
Paris Hilton's new boyfriend drives
in the same way that I am leading the country.
And now the first-ever recipient of a
certificate from the Billy
Joel School of Driving goes to ...
She's taking publicity stunts to
a whole new level. At least nobody
stands a chance of getting killed during mine.
