Thursday, November 10, 2005 11:43:37 AM
TRANSLATION
Chris Klein, Katie Holmes' Ex, Speaks Out
Actor Chris Klein, once upon a time
the boyfriend of Katie Holmes, spoke
about his former girlfriend this week
in an interview with People magazine
ahead of his new film âJust Friends.â
Our team of so-called reporters with far
too much time on their hands translated
what he had to say.
Chris Klein: I hope that she's making
decisions that are making her happy.
Translation: Scientology. A relationship
with a whacko. Serves the b***h right!.
Chris Klein: I look back on Katie and my
time with her with a great fondness.
Translation: I'm washed up. If only I had jumped up and
down on Oprah when I had the chance.
Chris Klein: I wish them luck.
Translation: With his bizarre behavior
and her acting ability they're going to need
all the luck they can
find.
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