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Thursday, November 10, 2005 09:49:36 AM
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Paris Hilton Crank Calling Nicole Richie

As if watching your latest Greek boyfriend smash and crash your luxury car -- and then being called as a witness in a kidnapping case -- were not bad enough, Paris Hilton has also been accused this week by her fellow “Simple Life” star Nicole Richie of making prank phone calls. Indeed, we kid you not. According to MSNBC, Nicole has been complaining to friends that Paris is crank calling her. We asked our panel for their thoughts.
You mean there's more to a telephone than just being able to throw it at another person? It can actually be used for communication?
This reminds me of the time I called Tony Blair and tricked him into thinking that Saddam had these weapons of mass destruction that he was going to use on the whole world to blow us up. Boy, you should have seen the look on his face when he found out it wasn't true. Hilarious!
I invented the crank call.
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