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Tuesday, November 08, 2005 07:30:55 AM
CHORTLER CHAT ROOM Kate Moss Returns To Work
Kate Moss, who was caught on camera
using cocaine just a few weeks ago, has returned to work after
undergoing drug rehabilitation.
The British supermodel will do a photo shoot for designer Roberto Cavalli on the Spanish island of Ibiza.
We asked our panel for their thoughts on Moss's quick comeback.
Cocaine use!?! I would have thought
running for higher office would be the
only recourse for employment
she would have at her disposal.
Too bad she just got out of rehab. If she
had managed to finish a little earlier we
could have done to her what we do to others
around here who screw up big time -- i.e.,
promote them to a position of authority. For example,
director of FEMA or Supreme Court Justice.
I can't believe it! She turned down our offer
to model for our new line of 2006 rickshaws
and took that job in Ibiza instead.