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Monday, November 07, 2005 06:11:37 AM
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Gay Cowboy Film Becomes Oscar Favorite

“Brokeback Mountain,” a movie about two homosexual cowboys (Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger), has silently made its way towards being a leader in next year's Academy Awards ceremony, industry insiders have apparently confessed to The Drudge Report. We asked our panel for their thoughts on the news that is bringing shock waves to Hollywood.
Don't bother me! I'm so busy trying to figure out ways to torture prisoners that I don't have any time for your stupid questions.
Gay cowboys? How ridiculous!!! Only mega-ultra-rich kids who attended Andover and Yale can make credible cowboys.
How would I know what to think? I'm not gay. What made you think I might be gay? I love Katie Holmes. I jumped up and down on Oprah for her. See, that proves I'm not gay.
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