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Friday, November 04, 2005 06:25:58 AM
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Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes To Sign Prenup

Katie Holmes is reported to be irate at twice-married partner Tom Cruise for urging her to sign a prenuptial agreement should the greatest romantic relationship the world has ever known fall apart for some mysterious reason. We asked our panel for their thoughts.
It's always nice to have legally binding arrangements such as this so that everyone acts in good faith. Unless of course it's some crazy thing like the Geneva Conventions which don't serve our interests and should thus be ignored.
I always thought that Katie Holmes is one of the best actresses of our times. I especially liked her in that one role when she played this weirdo's girlfriend who then gets her pregnant and converts her to Scientology. Boy, she was great in that.
What does Katie Holmes see in that unstable whacko Tom Cruise?
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