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Thursday, November 03, 2005 05:22:50 AM
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Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Wedding Rumor Untrue

The UK's Star newspaper reported yesterday that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have gone ahead and got married in a Buddhist ceremony. Publicists for the celebrity couple, however, were quick to deny the story's veracity. We asked our panel for their thoughts.
Does that mean she is still single? Hey, hey, hey ... I like my chances.
I had nothing to do with leaking this information to the press. Still, you gotta think that there's something going on between those two.
You can't believe everything you read in the newspaper. If you did that then you would also believe that some guy with no experience could become the president of the United States, then lead the country into a war it doesn't want and create huge deficits that nobody will ever be able to repay in the process.
I am sorry to hear that it was a false rumor. Scooter Libby would have been so happy to know that they have found true love. It would have made his appearance in court today so much easier to get through.
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