Updated daily because we have nothing better to do.
Wednesday, November 02, 2005 05:44:12 AM
CHORTLER CHAT ROOM Christian Slater Falls From Roof During Paris Hilton Party
Christian Slater descended from the roof of a
home near the spacious abode of Paris Hilton
this weekend.
The actor (and formerly alleged groper) was
attending a soiree hosted by the hotel heiress
when the test of gravity occurred. According to
reports, Slater was unscathed upon his return to earth.
We asked our panel for their thoughts.
Just like me that Christian
Slater is one wild and crazy guy.
If he were able to fall faster
than my poll numbers, then that really would be testing
a new scientific frontier.
Whatever happened to the good old days
when people slugged photographers in a desperate effort to revive their
careers and get their names back in the gossip pages?
