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Tuesday, October 25, 2005 05:47:25 AM
CHORTLER CHAT ROOM Janet Jackson Has Secret Teen Daughter
According to reports in this week's tabloid press, Janet
Jackson is the mother of an 18-year-old daughter named Renee.
Jackson allegedly gave birth to the child when she was married
to fellow singer James DeBarge. DeBarge's brother Young made the claim
on a radio program, but the Jackson family has so far refused
to acknowledge the news. We asked our panel for their thoughts.
I thought I told Karl Rove and Scooter Libby to keep
quiet about this.
Gee, Janet Jackson sure is good at hiding
information from the American public. I wonder
if she would consider coming to
work for my administration.
This is absolutely wonderful news!!! Now we
have one more person that we didn't know about before
who we can send to Iraq.
