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Friday, October 21, 2005 06:17:36 AM
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Paris Hilton And Tom Sizemore?

Tom Sizemore, the Saving Private Ryan star, claims in a new DVD that he once slept with Paris Hilton. The hotel heiress, meanwhile, says that this did not happen. We asked our panel for their thoughts on the matter.
Yeah, I suppose it's possible that the two of them got together. For heaven's sake, I made Katie Holmes pregnant. So anything is possible.
As a Republican I find sex an extremely offensive subject that should only be explored when a Democratic president engages in it while in office.
Will someone please pull the plug on all this Paris Hilton news. Now even I am getting sick of seeing me all over the place all the time.
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