Thursday, October 20, 2005 11:39:00 AM
CHORTLER CHAT ROOM
David Copperfield To Make Woman Pregnant Without Sex
For his next trick David Copperfield
says he will attempt to impregnate a woman
on stage without having sex with her, according
to the German magazine Galore. We asked our
panel for their thoughts on the famous magacian's
goal of performing an immaculate conception.
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Impregnating a woman without sex?
That's nothing. How about getting
the Democrats to win an election some day? Now
that would be a trick.
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Say, once he's finished doing that do
you suppose there is any chance he could work some magic to get our
troops out of Iraq sooner, chop our national
deficit, lower gas prices and make me popular again? |
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I wonder if he could perform some
hocus-pocus that would keep me from going to jail.
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