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Friday, October 14, 2005 06:31:43 AM
KIDS' SECTION
Alan Greenspan Recites Nursery Rhymes

Sadly, as the chairman of the federal reserve is about to conclude his term in office, we bring you the last in our series of Alan Greenspan reading children's stories and nursery rhymes.


Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star

Flicker electromagnetic radiation,
Flicker electromagnetic radiation
Diminuative celestial body of hot gases that emits energy
Derived from thermonuclear reactions in its interior.
How I speculate on the quarterly ramifications of your
Being vis-a-vis potential industrial output
Up in a ultra-galactic domain superceding our meager orb
Like very hard native crystalline carbon in the cosmic realm.
Flicker electromagnetic radiation,
Flicker electromagnetic radiation
Diminuative celestial body of hot gases that emits energy
Derived from thermonuclear reactions in its interior.

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