Thursday, October 13, 2005 12:18:54 PM
FAMOUS PHONE CALLS
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Discuss The Baby
The following is a transcript of a recent
telephone conversation in which Katie Holmes
informs Tom Cruise about the new addition to
their family.
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Tom, honey, I've got some great news!!!
I'm having a baby!!!
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Who is this?
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Katie Holmes. Remember? Dawson Creek.
Batman Begins. Oprah's furniture.
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Oh, Katie! Well, good for you! Who's the lucky father?
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You are, silly.
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Well, you know, if you want to continue to be with me you will have
to convert to my beliefs.
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I realize that, honey.
I'm ready to become a self-promoteologist. |
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Great! One more thing. We must
strive to provide our child with all the
love and attention it deserves.
Because you know what happens
to children who do not get love and attention?
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Absolutely, they develop psychological problems,
turn to alcohol, drugs and maybe even crime.
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And in some cases, I'm afraid, it's even
worse than that.
They grow up to become online satire writers.
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