Tuesday, October 11, 2005 12:54:12 PM
ADVICE
Ask Dick Cheney for October 11, 2005
Dear Dick,
I am having a real problem with my new husband.
We just had a baby. Yet my husband seems to have
no inclination to want to go out and find a job to help support us.
Not only that but he seems unable and unqualified
for almost every job that exists. Any suggestions?
- Britney S
Dear Britney S,
Has your husband ever considered running
a federal agency or pursuing a high-level
judicial career?
Dear Dick,
There's this girl named Angelina. I really like her a lot.
I want to tell her that I love her but I don't know how. What should I do?
- Brad
Dear Brad,
Why not do something romantic with her like
touring an oil rig, clear-cutting a pristine
wilderness, or just doing one of those simple things
that say âI love youâ like buying her some
Halliburton stock?
Dear Dick,
I hate my job. It used to be
fun but now it's beginning to suck. Everyone
at work thinks I'm a complete buffoon. And I'm
more unpopular now than ever before.
- George
Dear George,
I always find the best way to get over these
blue patches is to try something new and spontaneous
-- like bombing a country that starts with J.
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