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Thursday, October 06, 2005 05:15:31 AM
CHORTLER CHAT ROOM Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes Are Pregnant
Film stars Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes took their
relationship one step further yesterday by proclaiming
to the world that they are expecting a baby. We asked
our panel for their reaction to the very, very, very surprising
announcement of Tom Cruise's impending fatherhood.
That's great. I guess now that Tom Cruise is
going to be a father that means I'll be leading a
commission on how to keep Americans from using more oil.
And I guess I will write a book that will serve as a
guide to people as to how to live
a completely monogamous lifestyle.
And I guess I will direct a ten-part series for
PBS that analyses Martin Heidegger's seminal
philosophical work Being and Time.
