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CHORTLER CHAT ROOM Daniel Craig As The Next James Bond
In the same week that he, according to the
tabloid press, stole Sienna Miller from Jude
Law, Daniel Craig has landed a role as the
next James Bond. Craig will play Ian Fleming's
famous spy 007 in the upcoming film Casino Royale.
Here is how our panel greeted the news of the
first blond Bond.
Casino Royale? Isn't that the one where Bond goes
hunting around a Middle East country looking
for weapons of mass destruction to be used by
a heinous dictator against the forces of good?
Boy, you just can't beat great fiction.
I would have thought that in this
day and age people would have tired
of women being portrayed
as nothing more than stupid bimbos.
Hmmn ... a heretofore
unknown person with limited qualifications for the part
... sounds good enough to me.
