Updated daily because we have nothing better to do.
Wednesday, November 16, 2005 10:03:13 AM
CHORTLER CHAT ROOM Britney Spears To Dump Kevin Federline
According to reports circulating around
the Internets and being written on various
stalls at the men's room of the Walla Walla,
Washington Greyhound Station, Britney Spears
is so annoyed with Kevin Federline's irresponisible behavior that
she is contemplating a divorce.
In fact, if the rumors are to believed, she has
already seen a divorce lawyer. We asked our
panel for their thoughts.
It's about time she got rid of him.
You would have thought that his 15
minutes of fame would have been up by now.
How could they ever have expected to reach
the level of romantic
bliss what's his name and I did?
I'd like to have to talk with
this Mr. Federline. I think this
new rap album he's planning to make
would fit in nicely with
the new torture policies I am devising.
Poor Mr. Federline. What chance does
a young wastrel with no viable career skills have to
reach a position of authority later in life?
