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Monday, October 03, 2005 08:48:39 AM
CHORTLER CHAT ROOM Brad Pitt And Jennifer Aniston To Sell Their Mansion
Recently divorced megastar couple Brad Pitt and Jennifer
Aniston have decided to put their Beverly Hills estate
-- which they purchased at a mere $13.5 million in 2001 -- on the market for
$28 million. We asked our panel for their thoughts on
the news.
Wow! People who might actually know how to make
a profit on their investments. I wonder if
they wouldn't mind coming around to the White
House and helping me try
to figure out how to fix this here deficit.
Say, I hear Jennifer Aniston still hasn't found
anybody yet. It just so happens I know this guy who left politics a few years ago
and
now has
lots of time on his hands ... But then
again maybe
Jennifer Aniston is just a little too old for him.
How deep is their basement? I might need to seek even
lower ground the longer this war
in Iraq drags on.