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Monday, October 03, 2005 06:18:34 AM
FAMOUS PHONE CALLS
Paris Hilton and Paris Latsis: The Breakup

The following is a transcript of the final telephone conversation between Paris Hilton and Paris Latsis.
Hey.
Hey.
Honey, I think it's time we ended our relationship.
You mean you want to end the most profound, monumental romance the world has ever known. Oh, woe is me. Life is so tough for incredibly spoiled rich kids like ourselves who will never have to work a day in our lives.
I know, this is not easy for me, either. In fact, this is the hardest thing I have ever had to do in my life.
Of course, love of my life, I understand, breaking up is hard for everyone.
No, not breaking up. That's easy. Saying two complete sentences in a row like I just did. Now that's hard.
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